#will not be posting my pic with her though but it will be going on my fridge
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piastri-fvx · 3 days ago
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My Forever Valentine. Ollie Bearman.
Pairing: Ollie Bearman x girlfriend!reader, smau
Summary: When Ollie Bearman and a girl with a girl's account have matching bios and fans find out. (lowkey inspired by an instagram reel i saw w an idea for matching bios!! the song the lyrics are from is Stephanie by Nafeesisboujee)
Face Claim: Sabrina Carpenter & girls from pinterest!! (currently waiting for Short 'n Sweet Deluxe to drop 😫)
Disclaimer/s: none!!!
A/N: VALENTINES SPECIALLLLLL sad and depressed because my valentine isn't with me right now, but i'm writing this on the day before valentines day and i'll see him tomorrow sooooo 😚
✭ Masterlist. ✭
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f1gossip f1 rookie ollie bearman allegedly has matching bios with a mystery girl. the girl has a private account but her bio lets us know that she seems to go to Harvard
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user1 HARVARD???
-> user2 he got himself a smart one
-> user3 well, he did if all of this is true
user4 OH SHE'S GORGEOUS
user5 i hope this is true
-> user6 same i'd be so happy for him
user7 she looks like a 12/10 bro
-> user8 a 12/10 dating ollie, aka another 12/10?
-> user9 it'd be perfect tbh
user10 NOOOOOO HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINEEEE
user11 alright she's gorgeous but like what about me? 😣
user12 that's adorable though 😭
-> user13 i love when people have matching biossss
-> user14 sameee
-> user15 i wish i had someone to do that with 😩
@olliebearman
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olliebearman ❤️🖤🤍
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yourusername no photo credits? 😣 liked by author
-> olliebearman my bad ☺️ photo was taken by y/n
-> user1 is anyone else seeing this?
-> user2 am i hallucinating?
-> user3 if you are, we all are
user4 why is he glowing 😩
user5 the LOVE?
-> user6 the eyes, chico 😜 they never lie
user7 okay so if y/n took the photo, i'm pretty sure he's in love with her
-> user8 no doubt
user9 cutieeeee 🥰
user10 so pookie
-> user11 wish he was mine
user12 OLLIE. do you have a valentine? (asking for a friend) 😁😁😁
-> olliebearman i do, actually ☺️
-> user13 wait who's your valentine?
-> olliebearman that's a secret 😚
-> user14 i'm telling yall right now, it's y/n
user15 Y/N IS HIS VALENTINE.
user16 ollie your valentine is so pretty
-> user17 real
user18 ollie can i pls have your valentine?
-> olliebearman respectfully, hell no
-> user19 okay you go ig?
user20 ❤️❤️❤️
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f1gossip y/n has made her account public!!
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yourusername chat... why am i on an f1 gossip page? liked by author
-> user1 why hello ☺️
-> user2 because of ollie
-> user3 yeah because of your boyfriend 🥰
olliebearman lol
-> user4 not both of them commenting-
user5 OLLIE AND Y/N LIKED
user6 guys check put her account
-> user7 YES!! your eyes will get blessed
user8 her aesthetic is literally to die for
user9 guys she has some pics with ollie
-> user10 and the first one with him was literally her first ever post from a few years ago
user11 i feel so betrayed
user12 how long have they been dating wth???
-> user13 lmao
-> user14 not you thinking they have to tell you
@yourusername
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yourusername my forever valentine (by default 👹)
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user1 might as well have just tagged ollie
user2 ollie and multiple f1 wags in the likes?
-> user3 isn't that kinda suspicious...
olliebearman he looks soooo hot
-> yourusername yeah..
-> user4 okay that is 100% ollie
-> user5 yeah makes sense
user6 how ollie felt after calling himself hot: 😝😝😝
-> user7 he though he ate
-> user7 but he actually devoured
-> user8 SLAYYYYY
user9 mollie folliw skibidi ollie
-> user10 poetry at its finest
-> user11 masterpiece
-> user12 literally changed my life for the better
user13 the flowers are so pretty bro 😍
user14 depressed right now
-> user15 even more so now
user16 the aesthetic ughhhhh
-> user17 frrrr
-> user18 TYSM for making your account public y/n
user19 y/n is actually my new favorite person lmao
@olliebearman
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olliebearman my kind of valentines day ❤️
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yourusername happy 6th valentines day together 💕 liked by author
-> olliebearman happy valentines day, my loveeee ☺️
-> user1 i- wha-
user2 so they went from 'secret' to 'my love'????
user3 no valentine this year and then this, 2026 about to be my year
-> user4 i relate
user5 now i want a boyfriend 😭
user6 this i better than any romcom netflix has ever made
-> user7 they can't compete with olliey/n 😚
user8 girl, we don't care if you're dragging us. just marry him already, like please 🙏
-> user9 i will if she doesn't
-> yourusername no you won't 😍
-> user10 oopsie daisy
user11 ollie casually dropping the biggest bombshell of 2025 like it's no big deal
user12 can we talk about how he just fucking hard launched this goddess of a woman???
-> user13 my heart is beating so fast even though i'm not her
user14 my endgame
user15 😍😍😍
niallhoran big fan of whatever this is liked by author
-> user16 same
-> user17 OMG HI NIALL
user18 this shit so major that even niall is commenting???
-> user19 crazy
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yourusername saturday nights 💗
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olliebearman YOU LOOK STUNNING MY LOVE 🥰🥰🥰 liked by author
-> yourusername MY BIGGEST HYPE MAN ❤️❤️❤️
-> user1 may this kind of love find me one day
user2 manifesting what they have for 2026
user3 y/n, baby, are you coming to australia???
-> yourusername yup!! are you?
-> user3 yes omg!!
-> yourusername well, see you there, then ;)
-> user4 @user3 got lucky ughhh
user5 they are literally the cutest duo i can imagine
-> user6 real fight me on it
user7 we love y/n
user8 olliey/n fan for life
-> user9 biggest ship
user10 GUYS THE SHIP HAS SAILED
-> user11 lol i think they were already dating when we even found out that they know each other
user12 how long have you been dating?
-> yourusername 6 & 1/2 years ☺️
user13 bro ollie hid this from us for 6 YEARS???
user14 AHHHH THEY ARE SO CUTE
-> user15 I'M SCREAMING
user16 GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET
user17 the cat is so cuteeee liked by author
-> user18 yesssss
user19 wdym they're this perfect??
-> user20 and they LIVE TOGETHER???
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A/N: yayyy!! i got flowers and a hand-written letter for valentines dayyyyy (i love my man) alsooo, feel free to comment! let me know if you have requests or want to be added to my permanent tag list <333 hope u enjoyed and had or have a great valentines day, my loves :)))))
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burreauxsss · 17 hours ago
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birthdeys
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background: its y/n's birthday and joe being the supportive man he is, goes over and beyond for her because she deserves it. not without y/n clocking people.
(all pics from pinterest)
notes: its almost my zodiac season!!! anyways... got a huge shoutout from this one insane tea page and my page views are up (im being sarcastic shh)
warning: not proofread.. i just made sure theres no major mistakes so any tiny mistakes please forgive me.
joe burrow x black reader smau
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yourbsf: happy happy birthday to one of my best friends since LSU y/n_handle. i hope you have a wonderful day, live it up. 💗
y/n_handle: its too early for me to cry omg.
joeyb_9: shes crying as we speak
username_1: this post is making me jealous fr
username_2: shes so prettyy!!
username_3: now why is joe in these comments.. username_4: thats y/ns man lmaoo 😭
username_5: hbd!!!
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joeyb_9: happy birthday to my missing rib and the love of my life. i love you so much, so glad we met at LSU, cheers to more years together.
y/n_handle: i love you too 🤍
bengals: happy birthday ms shiesty!!
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caption: season 28.
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y/n_handle
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y/n_handle: been that bitch still that bitch.
username_6: i love that cake.
username_7: that age gap though? username_8: theres no age gap, they're both 28 now.
username_9: their kids would be so cute.
username_10: ive loved her since LSU because of how funny she is.
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joeyb_9: took 28 years of blood pumping through me to get to this evening with you.
lahjay_10: ima need yall to take away joe's social media... y/n_handle: stfu.
joeyb_9: you act like this is regular.. its not.
username_11: this isnt my qb that i know..
username_12: what happened to mr shiesty bro.. y/n_handle: hes still here..
username_13: joe. if you need someone just for fun im here. y/n_handle: your in his dms, im in his bed. now what was that?
username_14: i fear she ate lmfao..
username_15: she did nottt... burrow come get your girl!!!
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y/n_handle: he wished there were two of me.
joeyb_9: so hot mamas. y/n_handle: thank you.
username_16: least attractive nfl wag y/n_handle: classic chiefs fans. frauds on and off the field.
username_17: yall chiefs fans need to be quiet fr.
brittanymahomes: red looks good on you, too bad the bengals orange are mid. y/n_handle: i cant say the same about red looking good on you. still i dont like you though, lets not get it twisted.
username_18: im so sick from witnessing this love!!
username_19: brittany had it coming for her...
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joeyb_9: pro bowl '25
y/n_handle: this picture is making me go insane.
lahjay_10: someone take away y/n's social media asap.
username_23: i need him in ways that would set feminism back 100 years. y/n_handle: me too.. me too.
joeyb_9: what does this mean.. y/n_handle: come and find out?
username_24: ms shiesty getting hella comfortable in these comments..
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*time skip of a year*
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y/n_handle: life completed. welcome to the world my birthday twin, eliza marie burrow 🤍
joeyb_9: our family 🧡
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note: had to give it a good ish ending. hope yall enjoy.
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vampire-catboy · 2 days ago
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I Need Top Surgery, and I Need Your Help
Not my usual programming but, still relevant. And hey if you help and donate I can post lots of hot post-op pics for you guys wearing cool harnesses and lingerie~
But on a serious note, this is about to be heavy sorry about that, but I'm not sure how much longer I can go on living in this body. I was able to get a trusted family friend to make this for me, though it's hard to burden others with this I am only doing so because I have exhausted all other options.
You can consider your donation as a horny tax if you've ever enjoyed my blog 💕 If you're not able to donate though sharing it would mean a lot, anything helps. I appreciate you all so deeply.
What's below are the details of the go fund me that are written on the site.
Hi my name is Silver, I also go by Percy in some corners of the internet. I am a disabled trans guy that has been out for nearly 10 years now. The first thing I knew for sure that I needed was top surgery but the barriers for that are large and numerous. I am Canadian, so some procedures are covered, though the waiting lists are years long. The other issue is unlike the US, the types of top surgery here are limited.
The type of top surgery I would be getting is called Button Hole, and the surgeon that I'll be getting it from is the woman that developed the procedure in the first place, Dr. Hope Sherie. The surgeons in my country that I spoke to said my body type did not qualify for that type of surgery, though I had already spoken with Dr. Hope Sherie about what the qualifications were for her procedure and knew that what I had been told by the surgeons in my country was not entirely true. My conclusion from the information I gathered was that the surgeons in my country do not have the experience necessary to do this procedure on my body type.
I did apply to see if I could get my top surgery covered outside of my country on the basis of being told that local surgeons could not do the procedure, but ones outside of my country can. However I was denied as my government considers it unnecessary for me to leave the country for surgery since they offer it here, even though it's not the same procedure. The government dose not see a difference between the types of top surgery though there are very much wide differences otherwise why would different procedures exist at all?
Why do you want Button Hole in particular?
The options for types of top surgery procedures that exist for mid-sized people are smaller in number than the options available to people that are smaller in size. Button Hole is on of the only procedure that exists for mid-sized people where your nerves to your nipples are not severed during the surgery like with nipple grafts, therefor allowing for retention of sensation of the nipple and areola. Like with any top surgery, things may not go perfectly and I may still not be able to retain as much sensation as I'm hoping, but this is going to be my body for the rest of my life, and I have been desperately wanting this surgery for 10 years. I have thought about and researched all my options and have known for so long now that this one was right for me.
Why now?
I was hoping I could get it covered through my government, but this process has been going on for 4 years only to end up empty handed. With being disabled I also have very little income, the small amount that I do make barely covers my medication and food every month and I often find my self pulling from my dwindling savings just to cover those expenses. I have survived these past 10 years despite the daily struggle that is the in-congruence with my body and identity. Being disabled on top of being trans, rendering me in a position of not being able to work very much means that felling trapped has been something I've had to battle constantly.
Things with my family, as I live with them since I cannot afford to live anywhere else, got particularly bad last year. (Content Warning for talk of suicide) Being disabled, I qualify for assisted suicide, which is easier for me to access than any kind of financial aid. I was considering that as my only option forward at the time feeling like there were no other better options for me. Things have gotten better at home since then, so I am trying to live, this is me trying to live.
Why this amount?
I was given the quote of 13,550$ USD for my surgery. The exchange rate, which is even worse now that it was of CAD to USD turns this already steep price even steeper by a large margin. I do not expect to get this very large sum entirely covered but every bit helps immensely with a price tag this high on my life.
What will the funds cover if you reach the goal?
Just the surgery, I am going to be paying for the flight with some of my limited savings. I am also going to be housed by a friend that lives in the state while I'm recovering so my lodging fees will be reduced drastically with that. I do not feel comfortable asking for anything more than this as I feel I am already asking for so much. This is truly my absolute last resort, I did not want to burden anyone with this if I could figure out any other way. I have now exhausted all my options though.
Who is running the fundraiser?
I am doing this with the help of a trusted family friend as having your identity spread around online as a trans person is a very scary thing. Things are difficult enough as it is for me, doxing my self would not help with that.
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surreal-duck · 3 months ago
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some business to take care of
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wiihtigo · 5 months ago
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non canon to casey official lore but what if she did get that son of a bitch
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topicaltropic · 8 months ago
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oops! all wips
#dndads#1st img is morgan . tried to solidify the type of person that would marry glenn & jodie and its like#manic pixie dream girl meets wife under bedsheets. fun loving carefree extremely irresponsible i imagine shes as much a bad mom as glenn is#a bad dad#close family dinner for each day of the week#i imagine its very depressing cool for kids sad for adult/college life meals#i had like a pmv/animatic of tmbg erase to nicks everything but ill never finish it sadge!#comic in the middle i was gonna do like a immediately after the final where willys defeated and schools out for summer norm and scary run#into eachother while theyre walking home#and scary would ask whats wrong and normal would be like#well knowing that the entire world ended because of me has been sort of weighing#on me yeah“ and then scary would go ”normal...do you wish that *was* the reason?“ which would lead normal getting dumbstuck cuz she hits#the nail on the hammer. and then hes incredibly defensive and hes like uh b buh NO !!! MAYBE !!! and scary would share her experience#but itd make normal more resentful cuz hed be like well it all worked out for you in the end with you and your dad and you mom who all love#you. and then scary would get irked and start to call him out but then now that the bottles been uncorked his resentment would start#spilling out.#“you burned my house down! i thought it was *my* family that had the connection with the doodler ! but why- when- ”#and normal would be so frustrated and he couldnt get his words out and hed refuse to look at scary while she looks at him w/ the hardest#look of conflicted sympathy and pain#and all she could say would be stop comparing yourself to me and shed mean that in the most compassionate way possible and norm would just#be like i know#and then the bus would come and scary would have to go but shed look back and then be like “am i still coming over saturday to play#and him busy crying would just give a thumbs up#god now that i write this out maybe i will draw it i have a little bit of time left why not#to me i think scarys someone normal would have the easiest time being mean to#one because of his latent misogyny and this like unconscious superciliousness he holds towards her yet shes the one receiving the#validation he sorely craves and knowing if theres anyone he could talk to and whos understand what hes going through its her so though he#isnt able to be emotionally vulnerable or engage in a deeper level but he does feel comfortable enough to lash out at her#last pic is if nick woke up post doodlerized and found himself on cassandras couch (where the teens placed him) and shes there to greet him
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linabirb · 4 months ago
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you know you've hit rock bottom when by the end of the session your therapist hits the head in hands pose and goes "let's. l-let's just try to stay alive for now. n-no meds we'll just focus on finding the reasons to keep you here"
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mazzy-rockstar · 1 year ago
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Monday blues are hitting me hard today
#you can ignore this if you want cause im gonna talk a lot of shit and sads and feelings#but as i’ve realised i literally have no one to empty my heart out to irl#and it’s fucking heartbreaking cause i love my friends but I don’t think they love me back#which is an insane though but I genuinely think it’s true like#i moved away 4 ish months ago and i know that communication comes from both side but like i wanted to test smt#so i stopped texting first and guess what?? only 2 friends texted me#1 because she’s genuinely a good friend i think and the other because she needed money (which i gave her like a fucking fool)#my heart just hurts cause i realised i’m not as important to them as they are to me and I’m completely misreading our relationship and#it sucks because I thought they were going to be my friends for life but now they’re all posting recaps of 2023 and im in none of their pics#even in pics where i was present at the time#and i dont know if it’s intentional or if im just being an insecure little bitch but it fucking hurts#i just want to be important to someone#i want to be someone’s person#not a last resort like#they keep doing stuff together which i get like life moves on and i’m the one that left#but not a single text or a pic or a ‘we miss you!’#not even a fucking heart on insta stories#am i being desperate?? or do I actually have shitty friends#like i have impostor syndrome in my own fucking friendgroup???#I can’t just drop them either cause then I’ll actually have no one#idk i must exude some sort of energy#i dont think ive ever had a genuine good best friend like for some reason they leave after 3 years#(and this is why i have trust issues and attachment disorders)#anyway I’ll probably just suck it up and go about my day#ive lived 24 years like this what’s an entire life#it’s wild cause i have a good time whenever i’m with them (i think) and then i leave and it’s crickets#i feel like hired entertainment sometimes#idk my head hurts so I’m probably overthinking but like these feelings come from somewhere right?#i have to stop
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whitestopper · 1 month ago
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Bunch of Elle outfits I like ranked vaguely
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acheronist · 1 year ago
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so over the holidays i had to fight my brothers dog a little bit to stop her from choking on a shard of chicken bone that someone left in the park and Breaking News, sticking my hand in the mouth of a dog trying to quickly eat something she shouldn't have meant that i got bit, which is fine because i really did nawt want my family to spend christmas eve in the vet ER. but it's finally healed enough that i could take a bandage off my finger and damn the bite wound really is shaped like Exactly This Part⬇️ of a dog's jaw
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yikes-ajax · 11 months ago
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Today I show insider photos of an anonymous worker at the biscuit factory
who was fired for treason against the nation and illegal operation of heavy machinery under the influence of hard drug nepeta cataria, commonly known by many as "catnip" in slang. They were incarcerated on March of this year after an intense fight broke out in the workplace over their "dingy-fish-stick", which enforcements have defined as a recreational toy, when the manager, AJ, attempted to take this toy from them. AJ and another employee were unfortunately caught in the crossfire, but are in stable condition and expected to make swift recovery. Date for trial has yet to be set, and a bond has not been given.
We understand that this is a deeply disturbing event that has shaken the infrastructure of biscuit businesses everywhere, small and mainstream alike, with rising numbers of such attacks as catnip makes its way through the nation.
The biscuit factory has already released a statement, saying;
"We are taking executive action immediately to ensure our employees feel safe and secure, and are working to encourage healthy conflict resolution. We send our sympathies to those who have been shaken by such violence, and hope to collaborate in an effort to build a safer environment."
More information will be released as things develop, thank you.
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radrobotz · 6 months ago
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i think the funniest ocs ive ever had were it was like a next gen crossover au where all webseries (of the 2000s-2010s for reference) exist in the same world but its like the kids of the characters and the main character (and couple) were an eddsworld fankid and a dick figures fankid
#i dont think i Ever got around to making any other characters i doodled tf out of it in a journal that. idk where it is#lost forever or thrown out which is sort of sad i feel like theres gotta be smth in there....#anyways i think that would be a funny idea for an au still actually but i rewrote the ew kid into a different story#and the mild inspiration for the au gives me the ick i never even read it just thought ''oh big xover cool''#though i think. the ew kid when i first rewrote him i think i gave him a crossover fankid s/o again but idk what the fandom was#cuz i had mentioned it on the blog i was using him on and was vague about it#from context clues in my mind from that time. first year or so of highschool. fucked up it mightve been a tmnt fankid#ALSOOOOO so everyone can rest well. the ew fankid was the kid of one of the main guys BUT!!! the mom is never specified#and i dont think i had a mom in mind the kid looks like 99% like his dad#the dick figures girl was blue x pink obviously. was her name pink. the fankid was called magenta#i swear there was at least 1 other character i mightve had when i first made it. but that would be in Lost Journal#i bet if i kept it going i wouldve had a htf kid or a charlie the unicorn kid cuz i was sick in the heeeaaaaddd#i never posted like anything about it. 1 pic on dA long deleted and talked abt them to The RP Girl#i still love the ew kid dearly but its bc i saved him from That#ACTUALLY THE EXTRA FUNNIEST FCKING THING WAS IN CHATS for some reason despite how eddsworld is#i accidentally implied the fankid was. born in canada. cuz im canadian and it leaked into the writing#DUNNO WHAT THE EW GUY WOULD BE DOING IN CANADA but that detail which i only realized NOW is rlly funny to me i want it canon
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thelovelesslesbian · 1 year ago
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from marie's event at ray's bar nyc
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mothbaaalls · 26 days ago
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I ACCIDENTALLY MADE MYSELF REALLY SAD BECAUSE I CHARGED MY OLD PHONE AND THERES PICTURES OF MY CATS FROM WHEN I WAS A KID ON IT AUUUGH
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lewistheeditor · 1 year ago
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Fontaine ftw!
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yeahxsurexokay13 · 2 months ago
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wrong guy, lando norris
summary: fans think yn is dating max, but they've got the wrong guy [bsf!reader]
been a min since i posted! honestly, these just take me way too long and i usually end up abandoning them because i start hating them halfway through from overthinking lol. hope you enjoy this one though (: xx
y/n.y/l 📍 Ibiza, Spain
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y/n.y/l we only argued 3 times, cried 2, and got lost 1 (personal record)
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user9 right so who argued? who cried? and most importantly whO IS THE SHADOW?
user14 can we talk about how u're LITERALLY glowing in that first pic? u look so happy, girl!!
user20 the vibes on this dump… rich people's holidays just hit different.
iamrebeccad ✓ Beautiful girl 😍
y/n.y/l 🫶🏼 miss youu!!
user4 “cried 2 times” is actually impressive ♥︎ by author
user55 lando and max just casually being brothers in the fourth pic 😩❤️
user81 that shot is just *chef’s kiss*!!!! Glad we can always count on this queen for hq content
user63 Okay so I’ve been staring at this shadow pic for like 10 minutes, and I can’t figure it out…
user33 my money’s on max bc that hug pic of them earlier too… feels very coupley.
user63 idk friends to lovers agenda thriving tho
user3 Max and Lando with the face masks are killing me 😂 ♥︎ by author
user6 max or lando? place your bets now. i’m team max but i’ll die on this hill if i'm wrong
user2 which you are, because it’s definitely Lando
user8 guys they’ve literally known each other since forever and go on these friends holidays all the time lmao this is just FRIENDSHIP GOALS. stop romanticising everything!!!
user24 then explain the head kiss?
user8 friendly head kisses???
user24 friendly kisses?? in this economy? be serious. that’s couple behaviour
user12 smells like a third wheel in here…
y/n.y/l sorry, that's just me. i am the third wheel🙋🏼‍♀️
user13 she really said 'stop shipping me with my best friends' lol
user44 max and lando with the face masks in the water might be my new favourite photo of all time
user16 ngl that's not bad statistics for a week long trip ♥︎ by author
user11 If it’s Max, I’ll cry. If it’s Lando, I’ll cry harder. If it’s neither, I don’t know what I’ll do.
user18 i’ve been following these three for years and i’m still trying to figure out if that last slide is supposed to be romantic or not….? HELP I AM SO CONFUSED
user22 what book is that? i need recommendations!!
y/n.y/l just for the summer!!! LOVED it x
user10 i can’t believe she was so chill about posting thAT LAST PIC!??!! miss y/l!!! SPILL NOW
maxfewtrell ✓ Why are you saying 'we'? Pretty sure you were the one who did all of those
landonorris ✓ classic move, shifting the blame
y/n.y/l @/landonorris @/maxfewtrell the getting lost part was definitely a team effort
user1 I need to go on a trip with friends like this ♥︎ by author
user5 being that close to lando AND max and surviving the friendship without catching feelings was too good to be true let's be honest
pietra.pilao 😍😍
y/n.y/l 💞💞
user7 so when’s the next ‘friends holiday'? asking for a friend (me)
15 August 2024
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maxfewtrell The real girlfriend reveal, for the record 🫡
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user1 WAIT WHAT
user6 so it really wasn’t Y/n??
pietra.pilao ❤️❤️ ♥︎ by author
user4 omg she's the girl who commented on yn's holiday dump!!!
user3 We owe Max and his gf an apology 😭 She’s stunning, btw
user2 omg u two are so cuteeeeeeee! happy for u max :)
user5 your gf is so pretty 😭😭😭
y/n.y/l P!!!! 💕💕
y/n.y/l you two make a better couple than you and I ever would anyway 😂 ♥︎ by author
user9 WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY THIS EARLIER?! we’ve been spiralling for WEEKS
user12 actually he's been saying it from the beginning. we just didn't want to listen 😂😂
user8 max: “here’s my gf. leave me out of y/n’s business”
user12 OK but pietra is STUNNING!! Max, you’ve been hiding her for how long?!
user7 the way he had to clarify this because of us is actually hilarious. sorry, Max.
user11 OMG I feel so dumb now we really had y/n in a whole relationship she wasn’t even in 😭
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user1 AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!?? MYSTERY SOLVED IG
user12 I THINK THIS MIGHT BE THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN TO MY FEED THIS YEAR I AM NOT EVEN JOKING
maxfewtrell ✓ So Lando gets the cute video and I get the passed out in the car pic? Playing favourites, I see. Noted.
user8 Max calling out Y/n for favoritism is peak sibling energy
user33 i can't believe we were full on shipping them not even a week ago omg
maxfewtrell ✓ Also, can everyone stop tagging me in that shadow pic now? Like, I’m good, it’s definitely not me 😅 ♥︎ by author
user11 pietra honestly deserves a medal for surviving this holiday with these three omg
user17 GUYS I WAS ALREADY PRETTY SHOCKED AT LANDO'S VIDEO BLOWING A KISS I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I HAD COMING
pietra.pilao Special week 🤍 ♥︎ by author
user81 the lift photo with the McDonald’s bag is so relatable. even on a fancy holiday, you gotta have your nuggets ♥︎ by author
user25 turns out Max wasn't lying when he said y/n wasn’t his headache... lando’s the lucky one 😂
user10 and y/n and pietra? they do ✨besties ✨ better than anyone ♥︎ by author
user19 can we get a ‘whoops, my bad’ from the ppl who saw them in Ibiza and STILL missed the fact that Pietra was there?
user2 they literally had a front row seat to the full gossip and still didn’t catch on !!!!! like hELLO? u had one job
user14 THE SOFT LAUNCH TURNED INTO A HARD LAUNCH REAL QUICK I AM SHOOK
alexandrasaintmleux ✓ Ahhh loveeee 🩷🩷 ♥︎ by author
user26 both boys punching above their weight fr. i said what i said.
francisca.cgomes ✓ ❤️❤️😍 ♥︎ by author
user16 The way Max is sleeping in that last pic has me wheezing ♥︎ by author
user3 lando is literally holding y/n like he’s never letting her go boy is WHIPPED
user29 WE'RE GOING TO SEE "LANDO NORRIS' PARTNER" UNDER YN'S NAME NOW WHEN SHE WATCHES FROM THE GARAGE what a time to be alive
user7 not the way y/n is casually posting a McDonald’s bag in a robe and THEN dropping the most beautiful couple pic with lando
user5 waIT SO THE BOY KISSING HER HEAD IN THE SHADOW PIC WAS LANDO??? WE WERE ALL WRONG. I NEED TO LIE DOWN.
maxfewtrell you know, it truly baffles me how this was barely even considered
y/n.y/l no one believed in me enough to be able to pull f1 race winner lando norris. humbling.
user20 YN I - 😭😭😭😭💀💀
user38 it was a couple’s holiday the whole time 😭😭 I need a moment to recover
user9 this fandom’s clownery knows no bounds istg.........
user21 not me crying over the hard launch of the year when I was just admiring Max’s sleeping face 5 seconds ago
user24 Ibiza really gave us everything: friendship goals, couple goals, and max in a food coma
user18 IT WAS LANDO KISSING HER HEAD. I feel so betrayed by my own theories and also pretty disappointed in myself i couldn't tell it was his shadow
landonorris ✓ I see you saved the best for last 🖤
y/n.y/l ☺️☺️
y/n.y/l omg guys i wasn’t being dry i just don’t know what else to say with all you watching 😭😭
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